yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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