Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
God I need to hump something, right now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
