Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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