what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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