I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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