Duck Duck Cougar?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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