Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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