I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
