distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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