I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Randomize
