I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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