The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My vagina just clenched in fear
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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