Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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