You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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