he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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