I got chris browned last night
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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