I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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