would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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