I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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