Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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