Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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