oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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