My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Everyone says I win the strip club
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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