stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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