if you like me you must not know who I am
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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