I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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