Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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