I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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