I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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