There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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