just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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