Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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