so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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