I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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