For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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