I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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