ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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