hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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