let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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