Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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