its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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