with your own penis?
She said her name was "party"
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he fucked my hip out of place.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
