And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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