I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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