The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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