That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
