you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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