Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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