theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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