thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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