I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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