Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Never let your siblings swipe right.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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