Moan for me like Helen Keller
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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